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Bye Bye 2009

December 30th, 2009

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Ah! I just found my favourite redundant news headline for the year 2009.


    “Teaching of Chinese language must match students’ ability”, says Education Minister

And my award to the most intelligence-insulting one goes to:


    “THE property tax of HDB flats is being raised next year partly to avoid having to introduce a bigger increase later should home prices continue to rise, said Acting Minister for Information, Communications and the Arts Lui Tuck Yew.”

Yes. 2009 is coming to an end and boy am I glad that the end of 2009 looks nothing like the beginning. I should have seen a bad year coming when my climbing boots broke at Island Peak base camp, ruining my attempt to scale the 6189m Himalayan peak in record time. Bad omen? I’m not superstitious, but I certainly want 2010 to start off well. Maybe I should set another goal on my Chinese New Year trip to Vietnam and Guangxi.

Business wise, 2009 has been one of the worst years in recent history. Thankfully, it’s coming to an end and business over the last couple of weeks has been exceptionally good. I don’t think I can survive another 2009. An old friend of mine gave me a timely reminder.

She said: “If you are in a valley, it just means there must a peak somewhere, right? That’s my limited mountain-climbing theory for you. :) Climb on, Adventurer..”

Yes, I’ll climb on.

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The Burning Palace

December 24th, 2009

Oh no! I’ve got a bad dream again. I dreamt that I was a king, lounging in my palace, fanned by bellydancers, sipping my favourite Gentleman Jack on the rocks.

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The messenger announced that citizens Class A were protesting that citizens Class B were being treated better than them. So what’s new? Citizen class A have always been complaining about citizens Class B being better off than them. Those whiners! As if they didn’t know that we need citizens Class B to fill up all the gaps in the economy. But this time, they are getting serious. My ministers warned that something must be done or they will block all supply routes into the palace and my helicopter has been sent for servicing.

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“Your Majesty, let’s enhance the benefits and privileges of citizens Class A.” says my court jester.

Obviously. Good idea. Even my court jester knows that. Let’s do it. Wine and beer allowance for all citizens Class A.

“But Your Majesty, ” says my Grand Minister. “I think we should downgrade the benefits and privileges of citizens Class B instead.”

“How can we do that?” says my court jester. “citizens Class B will get angry and leave the country.”

“Shut up! What do you know? You’re just a jester. Now stay out of this serious discussion or I’ll have you thrown in the dungeon.” says the Grand Minister. “Your Majesty. We don’t have the budget for a wine and beer allowance.”

Yes, the price of my favourite caviar has gone up. My Grand Minister’s salary has also gone up to one hundred sacks truffles a year. I couldn’t possibly give my citizens Class A a wine and beer allowance. So let’s cut back on citizens Class B. We have screwed up citizens Class A for years without facing any serious repercussions. Certainly, trimming back a little benefits from citizens Class B would not cause any problems.

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Oh no! What’s that? The messenger reports citizens Class B protesting this time. They want to torch my palace. I forgot that unlike citizens Class A, citizens Class B have no feelings for this place. If not for the benefits offered, they couldn’t care less if my palace burned down.

Wake me up. Wake me up.

The Logic Behind Charging For Soup

December 21st, 2009

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“What? $5 for the soup? Steamboat is supposed to come with soup. How can you charge me for it? It’s not that I can’t afford to pay for the soup. It’s just that this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard.”

This was the argument I overheard at the next table. It was between an angry woman in her late 50s and the poor waiter trying hard to explain company policy. You might think that she was shocked by the bill when the waiter showed it to her. But no. She had not even started yet. The waiter was just informing her upfront that they would be charging $5 for the soup.

I was having steamboat dinner with my friend Tsun Han at Fat Fish Restaurant at the Admiral Country Club on a Saturday night. They serve steamboat which included a generous spread of seafood and sliced meat buffet style. Like one reviewer said, “the prawns were so fresh that they squirm”. The staff was also friendly and attentive. The ambience was pretty good without being packed with noisy crowds. Well, at least it wasn’t noisy until Madam Soupless turned up and complained about the $5 soup even before she started.

Let’s see. The restaurant charges $22.80++ per person which was cheap. Adding $5 to the total bill would mean an additional charge of only a little more than a $1 for 4 people. So would Madam Soupless be happier if she were charged $25 (2 people at her table) with no mention of soup cost?

The restaurant’s policy is just an example of itemised charges promoting “transparency”. If charging Madam Soupless $5 was enough to freak her out, I wonder what would happen if the restaurant gave her a bill which looks like this:

Food $18
Soup $5
Utensils $1
Gas $1

$100 + $7 GST is ridiculous? $107 no GST is good? Look who is being not just ridiculous but also stupid.

Dentists Not Enough?

December 21st, 2009

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Dr L (a senior consultant at a well known local hospital) and I were neighbours. We virtually grew up together in the old neighbourhood of Queenstown. We had a lot in common as our parents were neither well-educated nor wealthy. We were athletic, but unlike the other boys, the two of us just didn’t like football and marbles. Our folks were good friends, especially our mothers. Once, the two ladies travelled to Australia together. They visited the outback and some beautiful farms and vineyards. Mrs L’s impression of Australia?

“It’s such a backward country. You drive for miles and can’t even find a single NTUC. Trees, grass and sheep. So backward. Not like Singapore where everything you need is within a shuttle bus ride.”

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At first glance, Mrs L’s remarks are laughable and perhaps not even worth mentioning. You may not believe me now, but there is actually a lot that we and our esteemed decision makers can learn from Mrs L’s remarks.

According to one CNA report:


    Singapore has only 1,300 dentists in active practice and the Ministry of Health (MOH) wants to increase this number by between 60 and 80 per cent over the next 10 years.

    It is studying a proposal to allow foreign dentists from the region to practise and train here under an accreditation scheme.

    There is one dentist for every 3,400 people here in Singapore, a figure that has lagged far behind developed countries.

    Singapore produces 40 dentists a year and MOH hopes to ramp this up. It is considering accrediting private training centres to allow registered foreign dentists to treat patients while undergoing training.

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A dentist to population ratio of 1:3400 is too low for Singapore because developed countries have a “healthier” ratio?

First of all, let’s consider Mrs L’s remarks about Australia where you can drive for miles in the outback and not come across an NTUC, let alone a dentist. Can you drive for miles off the expressway from one housing estate to another in Singapore and not be able to find a single dentist with an empty waiting room? Is dentist to population ratio a good guideline for what is excess and what is deficient?

The logic behind looking at absolute numbers is obviously flawed. Many established dentists have more than 5000 patients on record, many of whom are seen once in 10 years. In the developed countries, old folks must have dentures. And they do change their dentures every now and then too. Over in the developed countries, it’s also not too difficult for dentists to convince their patients to do root canals and crowns. A lot of such treatment is considered basic necessities and are covered by insurance.

Over here, our thrifty old folks make one set of dentures and try to make them last a lifetime and many young, educated people have not heard of crowns and root canals. There are numerous indications for crowns, root canals and implants, but indications are just indications. What is the reason for all that undone dentistry which dental practitioners encounter on a daily basis? Not enough dentists? Or just a lack of interest and/or knowledge on the part of the patients?

Still trust the numbers?

Unlike mom and pop shops, solo dental clinics are still able to survive because as far as dentistry and hairdstyling go, many people still value that personal touch from someone familiar. Apart from that, the small practices have little advantage over the big boys who often get free publicity by making news. Many existing small practices are already facing great challenges against the big boys. Increasing the number of dentists will only shrink the pie further and make things worse for small practices which are already struggling regardless of the favourable theoretical conclusion that can be drawn from the 1:3400 ratio.