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Bye Bye 2009

December 30th, 2009

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Ah! I just found my favourite redundant news headline for the year 2009.


    “Teaching of Chinese language must match students’ ability”, says Education Minister

And my award to the most intelligence-insulting one goes to:


    “THE property tax of HDB flats is being raised next year partly to avoid having to introduce a bigger increase later should home prices continue to rise, said Acting Minister for Information, Communications and the Arts Lui Tuck Yew.”

Yes. 2009 is coming to an end and boy am I glad that the end of 2009 looks nothing like the beginning. I should have seen a bad year coming when my climbing boots broke at Island Peak base camp, ruining my attempt to scale the 6189m Himalayan peak in record time. Bad omen? I’m not superstitious, but I certainly want 2010 to start off well. Maybe I should set another goal on my Chinese New Year trip to Vietnam and Guangxi.

Business wise, 2009 has been one of the worst years in recent history. Thankfully, it’s coming to an end and business over the last couple of weeks has been exceptionally good. I don’t think I can survive another 2009. An old friend of mine gave me a timely reminder.

She said: “If you are in a valley, it just means there must a peak somewhere, right? That’s my limited mountain-climbing theory for you. :) Climb on, Adventurer..”

Yes, I’ll climb on.

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Putting Up With Madness

November 21st, 2009

Many years ago, when I was new to the internet, I pissed a certain bureaucrat off in an online forum by describing Singapore’s closure of Singapore’s Chinese medium schools as a stupid mistake and the Singapore’s so-called bilingual scheme as dong bu cheng, xi bu jiu. Not surprisingly, Mr Bureaucrat expressed shock at my audacity in challenging the unquestionable wisdom from the top.

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I’m sure that if it was a letter I had written to the press, I would have been villified by representatives from every department of the civil service and the editor would have closed the topic just as I started to pen my first reply. Thanks to the internet, I had more supporters than enemies, all coming from the general public.

Fast forward 15 years and it’s now my turn to be shocked when I read the following article:


SINGAPORE - As a child, he was much more comfortable speaking to his friends in English than in Mandarin. Not surprisingly, Mr Vincent Ng, who comes from an English-speaking family, found Mandarin language lessons in school to be quite a chore.

Even though he did “pretty well” for Mandarin during his O-levels, the 32-year-old marketing executive said he remembered lessons being “tough”.

“There was a lot of emphasis on memorising and dictation … what the teachers should have done was to keep us interested. That way, we could perhaps have put more effort into learning.”

Mr Ng isn’t alone in feeling this way.

Web architect Feng Tan, 30, said: “When I was in school, Chinese lessons were more about drilling the topic into your brain rather than making you understand the beauty and complexity of the language.

“To be honest, I’m actually more keen to learn Chinese now that I’m not tested on it.”

Both men were surprised when Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew admitted that the early years of the bilingualism policy had put generations of students off the Chinese language.

Speaking at the launch of the Singapore Centre for Chinese Language on Tuesday, Mr Lee had said: “We started the wrong way. We insisted on ting xie (listening), mo xie (dictation) - madness!”

“We had teachers who were teaching in completely Chinese schools. And they did not want to use any English to teach English-speaking children Chinese and that turned them off completely.”

Mr Ng feels validated by the Minister Mentor’s comments. “Perhaps it is time for a change, we need better ways to keep today’s students interested in the language.”

To generate interest among children from English-speaking families, Mr Lee suggested methods such as using drama and IT. “It doesn’t matter what level they reach, they will like the language, it’s fun and later on in life they will use it”.

Ms Adele Sim, a 29-year-old media executive, pointed out that it was easier to learn a second language through pop culture and television, as was the case when she picked up Japanese a few years ago. “I learned because I liked it, not because it was compulsory,” she said.

I must say that an admission of error from our elderly statesman is something most unusual and perhaps quite welcome to many of us. Unfortunately, I believe that the real mistake is not being recognised. There is ting xie in Chinese. There is also spelling in English. What is so mad about all that?

If the teaching of Chinese the traditional way has been so “mad” and ineffective, then why are so many of our Chinese-educated friends so proficient in the language? Just look at the teaching of English in our primary schools. Is it not boring and punishing? Is it not madness? Primary 1 students already have to do comprehension and understand grammatical rules like verb agreement. And the comprehension passages are mostly about Ali visiting his grandmother and helping her with the chores. No wizards and dragons, no magical spells, no laser weapons, alien transformations and buildings blowing up. How do these kids ever learn English then?

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Ask a senior of mine who is now earnestly learning the Thai language. What keeps his interest? Are his Thai language books illustrated with bikini babes? Are the books scented with aromas from his favourite food? Most of all, does he need any of these attractions (or distractions) to keep him focussed on learning the language when he is so interested and involved with Thai temple activities?

What about my TCM course? It’s a totally different philosophy from the conventional anatomy and physiology I’ve studied throughout the years. Now I must shut down a lot of my memory banks and tune in to the new frequency of TCM. Eye problems, treat the liver. Bone problems, treat the kidneys. Muscle weakness treat the spleen. Insomnia treat the heart. 324 points, 12 meridians …. not “madness”? How bad can a little ting xie be? Why why would I put up with this madness? Because I want to learn about alternative remedies to benefit myself, my family and my patients.

The whole problem with kids not being interested in Chinese lies with the issue of options and distractions. In the good old days of Chinese medium schools, all science and art subjects were taught in Chinese. The students not only learned Chinese from their Chinese language class, they also learned it in Biology and Geography. They didn’t just have to do ting xie. They had to remember what Chinese characters are used in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name.

What happens when you shut down Chinese schools. What happens when you teach all the science and arts subjects in English? Does one learn English only from English class? Of course not. We also learn English from Biology class, Math class, Physics class, Chemistry class, Geography class … then there is Chinese. Is it so difficult to see that the problem doesn’t just lie in the madness of ting xie? The students don’t need Chinese to help them understand Physics and Chemistry. The lonely subject of Chinese becomes just an optional distraction.

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Yes, one cannot master 2 or more languages at the same level. But I believe that many people out there can be decently proficient in 2 languages. Check out some of the MBBS doctors who are also TCM practitioners. They couldn’t have passed their MBBS without being good at English. They also couldn’t have passed their TCM course conducted in Chinese without being good at Chinese. How did they do it? In exactly the same way we learn the English language. By studying not just “pure” Chinese language, but practical subjects in Chinese. Maybe we should just forget about teaching “pure” English and “pure” Chinese. Maybe we should just teach the “important” subjects in these languages and students pick up the languages “naturally”.

The Food Kingdoms

October 19th, 2009

Not long after Kaelyn Ong gave a not so flattering review for the cakes and desserts at a shop at Joo Chiat called Obolo in her popular food blog, she received an email from the folks at Obolo telling her to remove the posting or run the risk of being sued.

http://myfoodsirens.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/obolo/

Sued? For what? For not liking their cakes and telling others about it? It doesn’t take an legal expert to see that Obolo may have been a bit ahead of itself. We haven’t heard Stephen Speilberg suing movie reviewers who said unflattering things about his work. Yes, J.K. Rowling has sued people for plagiarism, but I’ve never heard her sue any reviewer or hater who didn’t like Harry Potter. What about Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger? Has he sued anybody for laughing at his acting and his not so intellectual movies? Why are our local cake shops behaving like some of our local politicians then?

Maybe I’ve already answered my own question. But unlike the pitifully tenacious politicians at the receiving end of endless lawsuits, Miss Ong drew a tide of supporters on her side. Obolo was blasted for its bullying tactics. Everyone was calling for a boycott.

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So why did Obolo do such a silly thing? Because they thought that as a young undergrad, Miss Ong would get frightened, give in to their threats and do as told? Well, that might have worked with me when I was Miss Ong’s age. But times have changed. Miss Ong’s defiance spoke volumes of the youngsters today. You can’t push them around anymore.

But then again, something didn’t and won’t really change. In spite of all the bad publicity, Obolo is unlikely to suffer much. That’s my prediction. Why? Because foodies are cheap. The endure rudeness, arrogance and profiteering from “good” hawkers just to get their fix. And just before I wrote this blog entry, I was at a noodle stall at Lucky Plaza. I ordered a chicken noodle and it took them ages to deliver. It’s only when i stared angrily at the other customers who got their food before me that they bothered to explain the cause for the delay - by shouting across 4 tables. When my food finally arrived, they didn’t even bother to apologise. In spite of such rudeness and arrogance (and their food is not exactly great), the stall still sees an enless stream of customers. Courtesy and good service are not criteria for success in this food business here. Every successful stall swarming with customers and long queues probably sees itself as a little kingdom and the hawkers running them act like kings.

I dare now imagine how I would be treated if their soy chicken were a bit more tender and their gravy a little more flavourful. The photo below is not taken at the stall I patronised. The last thing I want is to advertise for them.

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The MRT Solution

October 6th, 2009

So what’s new? I just received a letter from MOM telling me that from 2010, MOM will increase the minimum insurance coverage for foreign workers from $5000 a year to $15,000 a year. What else? New security bond conditions. Employers must ensure and provide proper housing, food, cost of repatriation for whatever reason, cost of cremation upon death, prompt cancellation and reporting upon termination …

This reminds me of the MRT or what I call the MRT solution. When people complain that it’s too crowded and senior citizens and pregnant women have no place to sit, what do you do? Run more trains, install more seats? No, you run campaigns to educate people to give up their seats. Make them feel guilty for occupying a seat they’ve paid for. That way, seats are spontaneously and effortlessly “created” for those who need it more - without the transport company having to spend more money running extra trains or providing extra seats.

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With choices and competition, passengers can react to such manoeuvres in an appropriate way. Not here in Singapore for obvious reasons. The more bloggers complain about the old and pregnant not getting to sit down on trains and buses, the more “reserved seats” the trains and buses are going to get. Bloggers stop complaining about crowded MRT trains. Instead, they shame passengers who don’t move in even when they are getting off at the next stop. They takes pictures and show the faces of inconsiderate people who didn’t give up their seats for the aged and pregnant. What about the self-serving public transport company? There seems to be more attractive targets now.

And the people who sabotage employers are really the bloggers who show us filthy pictures of workers’ quarters in First World Singapore in an attempt to disgrace the powers that be. Singaporeans, being the nice and caring people they are, sink their teeth into stories like that and start talking about ministers’ salaries, generals’ promotions, the IR etc.

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The powers that be respond most democratically by pleasing the majority of the people. They pass more liability to employers, using the “MRT solution” once again. increase the minimum insurance coverage for foreign workers from $5000 a year to $15,000 a year. New security bond conditions. All spelt out in the MOM letter I got. It’s quite an ingenious plan actually. The foreign workers will be happy, the bloggers will have to dig out more juicy details about Ris Low and the netizens who sympathise with the plight of these folks are satisfied. Even those who complain about too many jobs going to foreigners will be satisfied. Employers are penalised even more for employing foreigners now. So who cares about employers? They form only a small minority of voters.

Meanwhile, there’s a catfight going on between Ris Low and Claire Lee. Let’s bring on the jello. Nice distraction.

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