Winning After You’ve Lost
I saw this coming. Ris Low is not going to hide her face in shame. She is now facing everyone with the real Ris Low that goes f*** and knnbccb… I must admit I nearly fell out of my dentist’s stool when I heard that. But Ris Low’s marketing strategy is not surprising these days. What happens when you can’t win due to some weaknesses? Well, you capitalise on those weaknesses and become an instant hit with folks who are simply too bored with everything prim and proper.
Boomz T-shirts are flying off the shelves and very soon, we’ll have Shingz T-shirts. I’m wondering if Boomz is now copyrighted. If not, I’m going to come out with a Black Boomz Bra that is going to wake the dead when worn to a funeral.

Who knows? I may make a fortune on this and won’t have to look inside people’s mouths anymore. But the one with the biggest last laugh has to be Ris Low herself. I can’t imagine her respectable replacement in the pageant becoming half as famous or earning half as much.







