Oh no! Something is wrong with me.
I’m always out there seeking relatively healthy adventure, thrills, fun, excitement, whatever. I have a “hot passion” for mountains and spectacular landscapes. I love climbing mountains, trekking in exotic terrain blooming with strange fruits and flowers, colourful culture and people. How does one explain the fact that I take calculated risks, endure extreme cold and exhaustion, yet feel great when I escape the wrath of the mountain gods? I must be suffering from bipolar disorder.
That’s according to “Dr Ris Low”. She found stealing credit cards fun because of her bipolar disorder. She was given a chance to explain herself in an exclusive interview. Her English still sucks. ANNDD, I think that her credit card theft has more to do with plain dishonesty than bipolar disorder. Why would I need be stricken with bipolar disorder to enjoy spending other people’s money? What’s wrong with saying that it’s fun? Of course it is fun. Why bother to deny it. I would find it fun …. BUT I would certainly need to be quite stupid to ever try stealing credit cards and expect not to get caught or face a smashing truckload of negative karma.
Gosh, what is unhappening Singapore going to do without Ris Low? The judges don’t deserve to be shot. Instead, I think they should be applauded for allowing Ms Low to be herself, thus bringing to our screens, a long, highly entertaining saga never seen in the history of the pageant. How can we not thank the judges for such a “spin-off”, albeit an unintentional one?
In her last public statement, Miss Low tells us that she’s going to open a cake shop and hire ex-convicts. OK, that has to be one the least tickling of things she said. I hope she chooses her employees well. Maybe she will as she probably knows all the tricks already.
