Yours Toothfully by Dr Chan Joon Yee

you qualify for a medal even if you've dumped your fiance

Awards are meant to recognise talent and encourage others with talent to step out. We are all too familiar with the Oscars, Booker Prize, Pulitzer Prize, Olympic medals and things like Coach of the Year awards. You know what I’m getting at and if the young and naive in Singapore ever think that awards are based purely on merit and achievements, Coach Liu Guodong experiences would be a good lesson. Getting an  award or not also depends on whether the boss likes you.

 And according to his ex-boss Lee Bee Wah, Coach Liu was not even nominated for the Coach of the Year Award due to factors such as professionalism, integrity and respect from players. These are strong words which would have easily bankrupted an opposition politician if directed at the wrong targets. But Coach Liu must certainly understand that even though he was responsible for guiding the women’s table tennis team to an Olympic silver at the Beijing Games last year, he is fair game and not a protected species.

petty guy or man of principle?

I’m sure Coach Liu understands that, but I also understand his indignance. Can someone insult me and get away with it? I could have taken many abusive alamak patients to task if I were Coach Liu. However, most meek and obedient Singaporeans would just forget about the whole thing and move on.  That could be a good thing, but such inaction will only embolden the “bosses”.

Coach Liu returns to Singapore to seek an explanation. He has stated quite categorically that he was not here to pursue the issue of him not being nominated for Coach of the Year, but to seek some clarification for his ex-boss’ disparaging comments. As any proud Olympic coach should, Liu was probably expecting some form of apology when he came to Singapore to meet the folks at STTA.

Instead, he was shown a draft letter which was to be a joint statement from the STTA and Liu, stating that the association “acknowledged the contributions of the former coach in guiding the women’s team to the Olympic silver” (How?). It also said that the STTA had the right to choose who to nominate for the Singapore Sports Awards, and that the association stood by their decision not to nominate Liu. It also said that coach Liu understood their decision (the problem is that nobody really understands).

It went on to say that comments made about coach Liu were not in any way meant to take away his contributions to Singapore table tennis, nor were they meant to suggest any acts of dishonesty on his part. The STTA hoped to move forward and put the issue behind them, as did Liu.

Would it surprise anyone with the smallest EQ that Coach Liu would never sign the document? Or perhaps they were thinking that a pink IC would automatically turn him into an obedient drone? What will he do next? Sue the person who defamed him? I would persoanlly stay out of such fights. In his shoes, my greatest satisfaction would be to see the Indonesian team beat the Singapore team.

Still, I think it’s good that we import more foreign talent like Coach Liu to teach a new generation of Singaporeans to challenge social injustice and draconism.

stay out of any fight like this

At the Osstem (dental implants) Meeting last Sunday, I felt somewhat uneasy when I went back into the function room after the break only to find my seat taken and friends who were seated next to me before the break scattered all over the place. I had to sit with strangers and only managed to regroup with my pals so I could sit comfortably for the rest of the meeting after the next break.

Imagine how Mr JB Jeyaratnam must have felt, sitting in a room full of powerful people who saw him as a thorn in the flesh when his first broke his way into Parliament in 1981, becoming Singapore’s first opposition MP after independence. I was still in JC back then. In the course of his battle against one-party rule, JBJ found himself in and out of court. The change in the law with regards to the Privy Council opened my then innocent eyes to the realities of Singapore politics. There is no way you can score a goal when the goalposts keep moving in your opponent’s favour.

Few dared to join JBJ in his fight for democracy in Singapore. In fact, several promising rebels have already joined the establishment, making a sharp U-turn from their initial cause. With Mr JBJ laid to rest on 30th September 2008, Singapore has lost a very important figure. Blogs and Facebook groups pay glowing tribute to this unbeatable man. But like the person who weeps buckets of tears at his mother’s funeral, regretting not having spent more time with her when she was alive, why didn’t Mr JBJ have as many supporters when he was alive and working towards his goal? What’s the point of telling us what a great and admirable man he was when nobody bought his books and other publications when he was peddling them outside Centrepoint? Some people even pretended that he was invisible. Those who were curious would look around to see if they are being watched interacting with a marked man.

Why was everyone was afraid of being associated with him even though they were disgusted with the things done to him? Are we living in fear, cowardice, ignorance or apathy? Were they afraid that they may get in the way of the crushing blows that were dealt on Mr JBJ time and again. Disgusted or not, they probably don’t want to risk getting crushed. Sad, but not a big deal. Singapore needs lots of hardworking and obedient people. Good ideas can be imported from overseas.

But if these are the comrades that are called upon to fight shoulder to shoulder with me in times of trouble, I would be quite certain that they won’t even sacrifice an upgrading project for what they believe in. Mr JBJ has been proven to be someone who will sacrifice everything for what he believed in. He doesn’t need to hold a rifle to deserve a bravery award. I think he has done the nation a great but unappreciated service. No successor is in sight. Singapore will never be the same again.

I can’t stand leaders who keep calling suicide bombers cowards. Let’s put them in a room full of these “cowards” and see who is frightened. We can say that these bombers are mad. We can even say that they are evil, but we can’t call them cowards for dying for their deviant beliefs. For all his lofty ideals beyond alamak comprehension, Mr JBJ was a hero in every right.

The people we have recruited to “fight” for us come in the form of Olympic champions/heroes like Li Jiawei. Have you heard that she’s going to wed a Chinese businessman based in Beijing? have you also heard that she is going back to school to get a degree. Wow! Aren’t the students at NTU and NUS going to be happy. But wait a minute. It has been reported that Jiawei is going to enrol in a university in Beijing. I guess she’s probably going to do a course in English so she may communicate better with fellow Singaporeans. Perhaps they also offer courses on Singapore history in Beijing. Keep cheering, Singapore.

It’s grey skies ahead, we’ve been warned. But then, we’ve also been reassured that “There’s no risk and no reason whatsoever to have a run on our banks.” Wow, I wouldn’t even dare to declare zero risk for the simplest extraction. Obviously, you need to be more than honest to be a minister. Both statements made by our Finance Minister are probably true, but the simultaneous warning and reassurance seem to suggest that our (meaning those of us who are not top civil servants) incomes are going to go down and we should have absolute trust in the system which is always working to ensure our security as we celebrate our prudently untouched budget surplus by contributing more to the companies that give us public transport, telephone lines and electricity.

A sub-prime crisis in Singapore is the last thing we Singaporeans need to worry about. A finance company I contacted recently wanted a mountain of documents to show my credit worthiness for taking a lease on a new xray machine. No, I’m not complaining. I’m sure our banks are well-regulated and doing all this for our own good. The thing that is not so well-regulated, are the young and friendly people who keep pestering us to take up some investment scheme with their banks. You see them everywhere. The MRT stations, shopping malls, toilets … and they target almost anyone. You need to join a long queue to manage your bank account. But if you want the bank to invest your money, you can jump to the sweetest and prettiest officer with a money-growing plan that will make your eyes pop out.

Recently, these boys and girls seem to be working extra hard. That’s after many folks who have trusted them have lost their life savings and they need more suckers. Should we round up the youngsters and send them to do charity work at old folks’ homes? But they didn’t do anything wrong, did they? After all, the risks have all been spelled out in the fine print. Remember our Finance Minister didn’t say anything about the money you invest with the banks’ money-growing plans being risk free.