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A No Hobby Hubby

October 17th, 2009

So what’s new about the 5Cs? Some have included a sixth C - country club membership, but nothing beats something coming from a young lady from China. A mutual female friend of mine told me that this China lady doesn’t mind marrying a Singaporean man who has the 5Cs, but she is not impressed by the requirements set by Singaporean women. Not only does she have a totally different set of requirements, based more on the man’s attitude than on material possessions. She has an additional requirement which is curiously - No Hobby. Huh? It may sound a little quirky, but on closer examination, this sort of requirement makes perfect sense to the demanding woman.

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According to the same China lady a hao lao gong must be:

1. hardworking, entrepreneurial, ready to set up shop and poach the ex-boss’ customers
2. thrifty, borrow, buy on credit and be in no hurry to pay up
3. have few friends, no enemies
4. socialise well with the well-heeled
5. have no expensive, time consuming hobbies
6. be generous towards the wife and kids
7. be supportive of whatever expensive, time-consuming hobbies that the wife might have
8. smoking is OK, but must be well-insured

Frankly, I had to check where my jaw had dropped after hearing all this. That’s going way beyond the 5Cs we often hear about. BUT… if that list can be “censored” and rephrased to hide the “sensitive” parts, it may appear totally innocent, non-mercenary and even politically correct. One doesn’t expect that kind of “wisdom” from a woman in her 20s. No wonder we need to import champions of all sorts from China.

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Oh, before I forget, let us put our hands together and congratulate Li Jiawei on the birth of her baby boy. I’m sure she held her wedding in China because the restaurants in Singapore can’t do Peking duck right. And giving birth in Singapore would mean that our hospitals get some business from her. Nothing to do with the Singapore passport, I’m sure. And finally, here’s my gift to little Tianrui.

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Heroes, Cowards & Grey Skies

October 6th, 2008

At the Osstem (dental implants) Meeting last Sunday, I felt somewhat uneasy when I went back into the function room after the break only to find my seat taken and friends who were seated next to me before the break scattered all over the place. I had to sit with strangers and only managed to regroup with my pals so I could sit comfortably for the rest of the meeting after the next break.

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Imagine how Mr JB Jeyaratnam must have felt, sitting in a room full of powerful people who saw him as a thorn in the flesh when his first broke his way into Parliament in 1981, becoming Singapore’s first opposition MP after independence. I was still in JC back then. In the course of his battle against one-party rule, JBJ found himself in and out of court. The change in the law with regards to the Privy Council opened my then innocent eyes to the realities of Singapore politics. There is no way you can score a goal when the goalposts keep moving in your opponent’s favour.

Few dared to join JBJ in his fight for democracy in Singapore. In fact, several promising rebels have already joined the establishment, making a sharp U-turn from their initial cause. With Mr JBJ laid to rest on 30th September 2008, Singapore has lost a very important figure. Blogs and Facebook groups pay glowing tribute to this unbeatable man. But like the person who weeps buckets of tears at his mother’s funeral, regretting not having spent more time with her when she was alive, why didn’t Mr JBJ have as many supporters when he was alive and working towards his goal? What’s the point of telling us what a great and admirable man he was when nobody bought his books and other publications when he was peddling them outside Centrepoint? Some people even pretended that he was invisible. Those who were curious would look around to see if they are being watched interacting with a marked man.

Why was everyone was afraid of being associated with him even though they were disgusted with the things done to him? Are we living in fear, cowardice, ignorance or apathy? Were they afraid that they may get in the way of the crushing blows that were dealt on Mr JBJ time and again. Disgusted or not, they probably don’t want to risk getting crushed. Sad, but not a big deal. Singapore needs lots of hardworking and obedient people. Good ideas can be imported from overseas.
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But if these are the comrades that are called upon to fight shoulder to shoulder with me in times of trouble, I would be quite certain that they won’t even sacrifice an upgrading project for what they believe in. Mr JBJ has been proven to be someone who will sacrifice everything for what he believed in. He doesn’t need to hold a rifle to deserve a bravery award. I think he has done the nation a great but unappreciated service. No successor is in sight. Singapore will never be the same again.

I can’t stand leaders who keep calling suicide bombers cowards. Let’s put them in a room full of these “cowards” and see who is frightened. We can say that these bombers are mad. We can even say that they are evil, but we can’t call them cowards for dying for their deviant beliefs. For all his lofty ideals beyond alamak comprehension, Mr JBJ was a hero in every right.
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The people we have recruited to “fight” for us come in the form of Olympic champions/heroes like Li Jiawei. Have you heard that she’s going to wed a Chinese businessman based in Beijing? have you also heard that she is going back to school to get a degree. Wow! Aren’t the students at NTU and NUS going to be happy. But wait a minute. It has been reported that Jiawei is going to enrol in a university in Beijing. I guess she’s probably going to do a course in English so she may communicate better with fellow Singaporeans. Perhaps they also offer courses on Singapore history in Beijing. Keep cheering, Singapore.

It’s grey skies ahead, we’ve been warned. But then, we’ve also been reassured that “There’s no risk and no reason whatsoever to have a run on our banks.” Wow, I wouldn’t even dare to declare zero risk for the simplest extraction. Obviously, you need to be more than honest to be a minister. Both statements made by our Finance Minister are probably true, but the simultaneous warning and reassurance seem to suggest that our (meaning those of us who are not top civil servants) incomes are going to go down and we should have absolute trust in the system which is always working to ensure our security as we celebrate our prudently untouched budget surplus by contributing more to the companies that give us public transport, telephone lines and electricity.

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A sub-prime crisis in Singapore is the last thing we Singaporeans need to worry about. A finance company I contacted recently wanted a mountain of documents to show my credit worthiness for taking a lease on a new xray machine. No, I’m not complaining. I’m sure our banks are well-regulated and doing all this for our own good. The thing that is not so well-regulated, are the young and friendly people who keep pestering us to take up some investment scheme with their banks. You see them everywhere. The MRT stations, shopping malls, toilets … and they target almost anyone. You need to join a long queue to manage your bank account. But if you want the bank to invest your money, you can jump to the sweetest and prettiest officer with a money-growing plan that will make your eyes pop out.

Recently, these boys and girls seem to be working extra hard. That’s after many folks who have trusted them have lost their life savings and they need more suckers. Should we round up the youngsters and send them to do charity work at old folks’ homes? But they didn’t do anything wrong, did they? After all, the risks have all been spelled out in the fine print. Remember our Finance Minister didn’t say anything about the money you invest with the banks’ money-growing plans being risk free.